In the vein of "Kids say the darndest things" comes quotes from the Wilson kids...
Use your money wisely
Mom: Kids, we need to remember to take our money to church tonight to give to the missionaries.
Braden: I don't want to.
Mom: Why not?
Braden: I don't want to waste my money.
(So much for the Great Commission.)
For everything there's a season...
Nanna: Today we found out that two people died.
Ryan: Nanna, is this dieing season?
Can't we all just get along
Katie goes to a Bible study at a friend's house.
Mom: Katie, what was the Bible study about?
Katie: How to get along with your siblings?
Mom: Well, did you learn how to get along with your siblings?
Katie: I don't know. They weren't there.